His word is Bond - email blast from the book of Andrew 4:23... almost 4:20

If you remember last year's epically worded blog post from Andrew, then you will remember how much you laughed your ass off. Well, he's done it again AND he designed our PHRESH (and so much so it had to start with a Ph) poster for the 8th Annual.

So without further adieu:

OMG! Jim James, Michael Franti AND Henri Rollings!!!!

PSYCHE ALL YOU LOVELY [HETERO and HETERO-CURIOUS] LADIES SPECIFICALLY! JUST PLAYIN'!

What's real though? The fucking Tracksuit Invitational 2 thousand and fucking 14. Saturday May 3rd. High Dive. Fremont. What. 

http://welovetracksuits.blogspot.com/

I know what you're thinking: "That Andrew, he's SO clever and FRAGRANT." Well, I'm just a soldier in Michelle's army and I need you all to strap the suits on and get wide with me May 3rd at the High Dive in Fremont. 

The fundraiser portion is legit, my thoughtful half-masted eyes will be legit, the music will be on hip-hop, and the raffle prizes will be board-sports-related and seriously generous. Like...oh I can't say. But ack like you know! Dj Bamboo is s-s-s-ick. All killer, minus filler. 

This year the pub crawl component is back in full effect. And weed is hella legal. Just sayin'. Walk straight. Master your high. 

Lookin' at you in a cocoa 'n taupe stance,

A