1. You MUST be wearing a track SUIT. A full track SUIT. Leisure suits that are velour are acceptable. We will not accept track tops and jeans or track pants and a lame t-shirt. In the past, we have accepted Member's Only Jackets; it is not preferred, but it has been accepted. We will not even acknowledge your existence if you show up dressed inappropriately. If you choose to not wear a track suit, you CAN wear a giant banana costume or some other food costume.
2. You MUST listen to the whistle and timer guy. We have one every year. He keeps the time and keeps us moving. He is NOT responsible for you. If you get lost, it's your own damn fault. If you lose the group, too bad for you. If you can't find the group, then you are stupid and should just go home.
3. You MUST act responsibly. We want you to be respectful. We have gotten in trouble before and this year is our last year, so we want it to be fun and memorable. So don't be an asshole, tip your bartender, and no chest bumping the bouncers because they will kill you. And of course, we ask everyone not to drink and drive.
These are the basic rules. We don't ask for much AND - this is a public event, bring ALL of your friends. But if they are jerks, leave them at home.
Seriously.
**There is an exception to Rule #1 this year. If you are only attending the party at the Sunset Tavern, we will allow...regular clothes. If you are coming in regular clothes, do know that you might feel left out and quite a bit less comfortable than those wearing tracksuits - just so you know.
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